Archive for the ‘Television’ Category

They’ve been in Doctor Who # 4

March 12, 2007

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Ken Dodd

Exacerbate!

January 23, 2007

Here’s a new game for you all. Buy a remote control dalek, then position all your toys around your gaff and engage your thumbs for a bout of ‘Dalek’s a Knockout’, a future classic in which R2D2 sits hiding in the corner like an uncharacteristicly cowardly alarm clock, Emma Peel ends up stooped before Steed in an upsettingly inappropriate embrace and Magical Trevor holds his own until the keyring Kiwi attached to his hat allows him to be plungered down at the last minute.

So welcome to Charles Dalek, the new house baddie, joining Kev the Dalek and Trev the Dalek in the lounge of aren’t we geeks. Charles Dalek 10, house toys 0.

Submissions please for your best stupid game for hungover mornings.

Happy New Year, We’re All Doomed

January 1, 2007

A happy new year to all friends of Clements.

On a more serious note, we regret to inform you that the end of the world is, frankly, nigh – Terminator style. Man’s creations threaten us at every turn.

The voice in this clip translates as “Worship! Worship our robotic overlord!”

AT-AT walkers are in development, and they can even stand up when you hit them. No word yet on whether they can survive a flying rope attack round the legs.

 

and finally, man and machine will bonk and we shall be ruined forever.

don't fancy yours much

Hey Jon! They’ve been in Doctor Who!

Who loves robots? I loves robots.

They’ve been in Doctor Who # 3

December 21, 2006

Janet Ellis

They’ve been in Doctor Who # 2

November 9, 2006

Hale and Pace.

They’ve been in Doctor Who # 1

November 1, 2006

 John Cleese.

When your heroes sell out

October 20, 2006

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!